It was the day before the day before yesterday.
I can’t be sure.
The only thing I’m sure of is that roasting a turkey in your wet swimsuit is a holiday tradition worth keeping.
Happy Thanksgiving. That I spared you the swimsuit/turkey photo can now be added to your list of things-to-be-grateful for. That, and that you didn’t have to use pink plastic plates to serve pies made by Sara Lee. (Although her pumpkin one’s not bad. Not bad at all.)