Question:  How angry does your husband get when you finally get the kids to bed and he’s anxious to catch up on last season’s 24 DVDs and he can’t find the remote control anywhere–anywhere–in the house?  (Without said remote, he cannot watch DVD at all.)  On a sliding scale, would you say he’s:

a)  A little disgruntled
b)  Put out
c)  Seriously put out
d)  Fully irritated
e)  Raging

If you answered “a” through “d,” you have my condolences.  If you answered “e”, please call me.  I need someone to talk to.