I came across this on BuzzFeed the other day. I don’t have much patience for online reading, but this is a perfect way to start your weekend. What’s the creepiest thing your kid has ever said to you? If you liked this, you might also like: If you’re out of blogging ideas, just link up a TED lecture and people will think you’re smart. The problem is… What I didn’t do this Christmas and the repercussions thereof.